i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
