I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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