Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Welp...herpes.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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