but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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