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(208): View more from Idaho

Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.

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(636): View more from Missouri

it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.

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(315): View more from New York

we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?

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(564): View more from Washington

Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.

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