Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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