i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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