Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Randomize
