Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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