Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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