a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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