The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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