whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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