I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Your dad touched me again.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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