Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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