Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
whose ass print is on the piano?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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