my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize
