dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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