just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
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