God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
you had me at cake vodka
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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