we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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