i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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