Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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