Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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