Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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