I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I want to be your penis for a week.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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