So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
