That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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