i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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