just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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