im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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