Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Randomize
