But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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