Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
you told grandpa to call you daddy
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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