4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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