oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
i think we sleep fucked last night...
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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