Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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