i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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