So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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