doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize
