Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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