You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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