To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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