she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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