me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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