Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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