I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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