I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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