sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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