Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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