ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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