I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Randomize
