i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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