I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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