awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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